Monday, 10 March 2014

Last Night

I had a dream last night. I was looking in a mirror and the wrinkles under my eyes had increased. When I awoke in the morning and was brushing my teeth, I glanced up and looked at my face. All the wrinkles from my dream were, in actual fact, under my eyes. I laughed and laughed and laughed.

I laughed so hard one of my eyeballs fell out and bounced off the basin and onto the floor. As I reached down to pick it up, my cat scooted from behind and tapped the  eyeball with her paw. It rolled under the bathroom cabinet. Still giggling, I knelt down on the hard tiles to retrieve my eyeball. I picked it up and popped it back into the eye socket. Too casually.  I had placed it in backwards.

What I saw in my mind, through that one eye, frightened the daylights out of me. I jumped. My other eyeball fell out, ricocheted off the wall and landed in the bath. I stopped laughing and shook my head at the absurdity. The cat stood up and looked over the ledge into the bath, then at me.

The cat meowed, as if to say 'Now what?' I started giggling again.
Stooping over, I picked up the eyeball. I turned it's jelly substance this way and that and popped this one back in place, looking out.
Then I woke up......laughing.
I smiled as my head sunk back into the softness of the pillow.


  1. That's a very unusual dream and a funny one to get your morning off to good start.

    1. Thanks for reading Michelle. I'm glad you enjoyed. Have a great day!

  2. You either laugh or cry when something utterly strange like that happens in a dream. :)

  3. Less cheese. Definitely less cheese...